pressert

A dessert you have before the meal.

I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.

by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016

Prosperism

1. A blockchain technology for financial trading, developed by the company Algo-Share.

2. A socio-economic philosophy and theory proposed in a book of the same name, from the year 2020. Prosperism is a type of Capitalism in which minor limitations of wealth, in tandem with less government intervention and regulation, shift the social dynamic between human beings in a given society, for the better. Prosperism bears some similarities to Economic Limitarianism.

Earl explained to his friend Tom about Prosperism - a form of Capitalism less radical and more benevolent than Neo-Liberal Economics.

Prosperism is a socio-economic theory which does not identify with any pre-existing political or economic model.

Joshua mistook Prosperism as a type of Socialism, but quickly realized that this was far from being true.

by KarlBlue December 11, 2020

Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.

Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.

by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020

Pressert

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

by monkey73 April 6, 2008

bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.

I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.

by Dauntless December 25, 2005

prasser

A man with a squeaky, high pitched, raspy voice, which in turn causes women to be deterred from him. Usually finds one girl who can stand his voice, and stays with her all night.

He has no chance with her. He's such a prasser.

by Quinn Bobel December 15, 2008

The Presser

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...

Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....

by Wincensnort April 29, 2010