Totes Pressed

Totally Depressed

Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.

Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!

Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!

by Totes pearly January 23, 2011

Perma-pressed

Ultimate in cool, cooler than permafrost.

That gig was beyond sick; totally perma-pressed.

by fabetismo November 17, 2016

panini pressed

The act of being extra pressed , more than pressed one would say

I was playing with this guy on playstation , and he was so panini pressed that i kept killing him

by oxfordickinme February 2, 2021

Pressed Hams

Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.

Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams

by dixon maface May 31, 2003

Prossess

wonderful musician hip hop old school from tampa, fl

Prossess is the best hip hop artist today, he is real.

by Nike Air February 15, 2015

pressed

In stan-war related lingo, to be pressed means to be obsessed with knocking down an artist's success to the point everyone knows how ridiculous and unfounded your claims are, making you look foolish, uneducated, illiterate, delusional, etc. Pressed stans usually appear to be mentioning artists they hate in unrelated threads about other artists, starting stan wars around them for no reason. They live and breathe the artists they claim to hate.

Usually used in combinations such as "you pressed as hell" and "you appear to be pressed. it's okay, i'd be mad too"

gay 1: "IX is a flop album, it didn't sell shit bwahaha. beyawnce is over"
gay 2: "keep trying to make it seem like a flop because it's clearly not and you pressed as hell bitch."

girl 1: "lol please, you pressed as fuck cause you know that album is a piece of shit. your lies are shining through this bullshit"

guy 1: "i cannot at the pressed still reaching for (insert artist here). She will stay slaying, your irrelevant opinions will stay simple minded. bye."

by u mad because i'm stylin' on u July 8, 2011

Panini Pressed

The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.

I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.

by brownboyCrew October 1, 2011