Prophetess

A woman with excellent perception. She is a gift from the gods. She seems clairvoyant, as her predictions or assessments of society will always be proven right in the end. People may pass her off as deluded, stupid or insane, but wise people will know she is simply ahead of the curve. Often controversial.

Azealia Banks is genuinely a prophetess and I don't care what anyone else says

by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020

prophet

Someone gifted with the power to forsee events as they happen.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Snow Prophet

Noun: snow prophet, or the snow prophet represents a group of web sites founded by Tim Flanagan, "The SkiProphet", that encompass all things snowsports related including Alpine Skiing and Snowboarding, Nordic Skiing and Nordic Ski Jumping, Backcountry Skiing and Snowboarding, Snow Biking, Snowmobiling and everything on the snow...

The Snow Prophet web sites provide a venue for snow sports consumers to express their opinions and views, and openly interact with like minded indivduals free of charge.

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010

curbside prophet

1. term used to describe jason mraz.
2. song from jason mraz's debut cd Waiting for My Rocket to Come
3. also the name of the tour Jason had in 2004.

Im just a curbside prophet with my hand in my pocket, waitin for my rocket to come.

by rahbee July 11, 2005

fortnite prophet

The greatest Fornite player of all time. No Fortnite player stands a chance against him. If you mess with him, he will go on to Fortnite, and he will find and kill you. If you really make him mad, he could even ban your Fortnite account. If you see him in Fortnite, you should just accept your death.

OMG I just got killed by Abdullah, he's a Fortnite prophet!

by ....'''' February 16, 2018

false prophet

An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.

False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!

Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*

False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."

Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"

False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"

Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*

*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*

False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*

by white whale August 9, 2013

prophet__immigrant457

prophet__immigrant457 (Arthur) is a “political” TikToker who hasn’t posted politics in so long I forgot what his ideology is. he is an incel and has never felt the touch of a woman, this has resulted in interests such as capitalism and human males named Matt. prophet__immigrant457 spends his free time simping, making bad helicopter jokes referring to the wrong dictator and being in pain.

Person A: hey, do you know who prophet__immigrant457 is?

Person B: isn’t he that weird weebcel on tiktok?

Person A: yes!

by hdhsnnerbvthrisj October 8, 2020