Cromulent Fuckcrustable

Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.

“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”

by sonicfeetman91 January 13, 2025

Promulgate

To bring forth or publish publicly.

From the Latin "promulgare", meaning to bring forth milk, though its oft-used metaphorical sense in legal contexts is where the English word gets it legal meaning.

And so, also, to wank until one has brought forth "milk".

The court promulgated an opinion condemning the defendant's public promulgation of his boner.

by Lawyers & Those Who Hate Them March 14, 2025

Cromulent

Adjective

1. Conforming to the rules; legitimate

Adverb

2. Able to be justified

1. “It is a cromulent fact”

2. “a perfectly cromulent game has no penalties”

by DefinitionKeeper5884 March 15, 2025