procaffeinated

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!

I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.

by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

The Process

Term describing the current state of the Philadelphia 76ers organization. Tanking to acquire assets to eventually rise from the douldroms of the NBA. Also the nickname for Philadelphia center Joel Embiid.

"Trust The Process!"

"When we win the 2020 NBA Finals, you'll thank The Process!"

"Sam Hinkie sacrificed himself for The Process."

by Cheesesteakaholic March 25, 2017

processing

Conversation(s) in which a couple, generally lesbians, overthink, overanalyze and overdiscuss their relationship until they drive each other mad. Usually framed in extremely evasive and passive-aggressive terms.

p 1: "Honey, how do you feel about processing? I noticed that you keep finishing the Rice Krispies even though you know they're my favorite cereal. I know how much you love me but it only concerns me because you've been spending so much time with the rugby captain lately. It's okay if you have a little crush on someone else, you can tell me, I know this happens in relationships. I just need my Rice Krispies. Is it because I said I didn't want a cat?"
p 2: Aaaaaaaaah!

by mintyfish June 17, 2008

procaffinator

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea

I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee

by madel97 April 29, 2016

Over-processed

Over-processed girls, are usually in their 20's. They are characterized by wearing a large amount of makeup and hair that is obviously highlighted. Along with hair and make-up, over-processed girls are often seen wearing the 'latest' fashions (i.e. Ugg Boots and 7 Jeans) and often carry large purses bearing designer logos.

Nicole Ritchie is a prime example of an over-processed girl.

by Farrah L. December 9, 2008

The Bayer Process

The process of refining Bauxite into Alumina.

Did you know that most aluminum is made using The Bayer Process?

by Jonathan1776 March 15, 2021