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Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.
German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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Priance

Pronounced; (Pre- on-say)- Is the engagement before an engagment tobe married. A long term, serious partner would be considered a Priance at the point of which both parties had a general understanding of the fact that they would someday be engaged to be married, but are not quite ready yet and there is no ring.
Dude 1: "Is that your girl?"
Dude 2: "Ya, she's my Priance...we'll be enganged soon, we've been together for four years."
Dude 3: "Ya, I'd tag that shit somehow if I were you, too...she's hot!"

Girl 1: "Mr.Wondereful made me his priance last night... he said he wanted to make the engagement really speacial but wanted me to know he has intent to propose!"
by NEOXP July 29, 2009
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prianna

Prianna is cool like a banana
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Priapizm

(Pry-a-pism)
n.
1. A male complicaion of having an erection for longer than 4 hours.
2. A side effect of Viagra.
3. A benefit of Viagra.
Sorry boss my priapizm kept me up all night.
It is hard to dance with priapizm in your pants
by tommy hammond September 25, 2005
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Priapus

Priapus was a minor fertility god, protector of livestock and the male genitals, for which he is famous for. He is usually depicted as a man with a massive erection. It was said his erection was so large that he could not move
Person 1: Dude!!! Priapus is totally my idol.
Person 2: Whoa!!! I pray to him every night for bigger size!!!

Person 1: Dude, I am totally like Priapus right now.
Person 2: Yeah right! I came past that size years ago!!!
Person 1: (Shocked Person 1 knows how large his size is)
by GodExpertz September 11, 2011
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priapic

Of or pertaining to the penis, penile.

The beauty of "priapic" is its semi-coded function: it can mean penile in a flaccid or an erect way.

"Priapic" is an adjective from name Priapus, but that word and the medical condition called priapism usually connote erection (i.e. "erection lasting four or more hours").
Todd: "Well, Robb, now that Men magazine and Playgirl have stopped publishing, what are you doing to encourage your little priapic enthusiasms?"

Robb: "Fuck you, gay boy, you've never heard of Internet porn? And it ain't little."

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by al-in-chgo May 10, 2010
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female priapism

erin p says her female priapism is pleasurable.
by therapist696969 May 2, 2010
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