Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
by collinc August 23, 2005
Get the sperm retention headache mug.oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Hipsters are never okay and they don't actually have opinions, obnoxious or otherwise. They merely conform to unpopular fashions. That's it. That's all. It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness that people with their total lack of worthwhile qualities and talent would be feeling as genuine outcasts if they didn't secretly believe themselves superior and ironically hilarious. In this way, it's also an attempt to cash in on attention using geek chic. They don't care about winning arguments because they don't have beliefs except the above. Pretentious people try to sound smarter than they are, e.g. by making dissonantly unnecessary references to counter culture figures, but hipsters are so far beyond pretentious that they think appreciation of meaningless t-shirt slogans is enough to elevate them to social icon status. This makes the phrase pretentious hipster so redundant that it should just be shortened to hipster, except when describing what hipsters talk about; ie pretentious hipster bullshit, such as "I met that indie rock singer. She's an argyle superstar." A hipster is a therefore a psychological trainwreck that should be avoided until he/she inevitably ruins itself.
1: Are you going to use Scorsese references in your pretentious hipster bullshit this weekend?
2: No, film is too mainstream. I'm just sucking fame's dick in a general way until someone tells me a new way to seem unique.
2: No, film is too mainstream. I'm just sucking fame's dick in a general way until someone tells me a new way to seem unique.
by toot-swat plan November 22, 2010
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individual who prides them self off of being able to do a seemingly unimportant task ridiculously well. this otherwise meaningless skill is showcased by the individual on almost a daily basis and can range from being able to spell a word correctly, pronounce a word correctly, or have some knowledge of the root of a word. obviously this person conducts them self in a somewhat grandiose manner and secretly looks down upon the people they are "innocently" correcting to elate their own ego.
john: why dont you eat normal snacks?
amanda: i always eat almonds. thats normal.
john: its ALL-mond with a long A, NOT AL-mond.
amanda: ya thats what i said, almond, and later im going to go make myself a sangwich.
john: a what? a sanGwich?
amanda: yes you pretentuoso a sangwich
amanda: i always eat almonds. thats normal.
john: its ALL-mond with a long A, NOT AL-mond.
amanda: ya thats what i said, almond, and later im going to go make myself a sangwich.
john: a what? a sanGwich?
amanda: yes you pretentuoso a sangwich
by zepinktroll September 8, 2010
Get the pretentuoso mug.Pretentipus is an archaic word that is embellished with at least four meanings depending on context. It was created when a pretentious person misspelled the word 'pretentious' as 'pretentipus' and his pet parrot then proceeded to call him a pussy.
1. Pretentious Pussy. (This is the most common meaning of the word and is most frequently used.)
2. Bicycle.
3. Cops; police; law enforcement etc.
4. Open; unlock; unfasten etc.
1. Pretentious Pussy. (This is the most common meaning of the word and is most frequently used.)
2. Bicycle.
3. Cops; police; law enforcement etc.
4. Open; unlock; unfasten etc.
1. ''You know that girl Jessica? She is such a pretentipus!''
2. ''Hey, man, I was thinking of going up to my grandpa's mansion tomorrow, any chance I can borrow your pretentipus?''
3. ''Shit, dawg, we gots ta get outta here dem pretentipus iz comin' yo!''
4. ''If you don't pretentipus this door right now I swear on my dead mother's grave I will smash your teeth out and mouth-fuck you!''
2. ''Hey, man, I was thinking of going up to my grandpa's mansion tomorrow, any chance I can borrow your pretentipus?''
3. ''Shit, dawg, we gots ta get outta here dem pretentipus iz comin' yo!''
4. ''If you don't pretentipus this door right now I swear on my dead mother's grave I will smash your teeth out and mouth-fuck you!''
by Henry Krinkle's Stomach Cancer January 6, 2013
Get the Pretentipus mug.The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."
"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
Get the Erection Protection mug.When one pretends to write a text message to someone, in hopes of avoiding unwanted and/or awkward situations.
NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."
NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."
Person 1: Dude, every time I was leading on to ask Jill out, she would get a text from one of her friends. Isn't that weird?
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL
by Sharmz May 28, 2009
Get the pretexting mug.Someone that has risen to the pinnacle of soccer affluence. Risen so high that said person can, at will, make others feel inferior to him/her when discussing details about “Football”, “Footballers”, “Football Franchises”, “Football Fans” or any item relating to “Football Matches”.
Acronym: PSP
Acronym: PSP
Jon, can you let me know what the "scarf like" thing that the Liverpool fans are holding up is called? Well Jason the thing is called a Scarf, you moron. Well thanks for clearing that up Jon, you Pretentious Soccer Prick!
by Semi-Retarded Alcoholic February 11, 2010
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