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Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.
You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.
by Flashwheat July 1, 2010
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pretentiatarian

One who consumes only organic, locally grown, sustainably cultivated fruits, vegetables, eggs, dairy and meat products. This type of diet is generally accompanied by self-righteousness and extreme liberal judgmentalism.
Oh I'm sorry, I don't eat factory farmed turkey, I'm a pretentiatarian.
by Tender Buttons February 23, 2011
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presentate

Heather: "god, i really don't want to presentate in english today."
by baketucci May 16, 2011
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The Class Presentation

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
by g_dongz August 25, 2020
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Actually Working On Our Presentation

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.
"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."
by SayHiToYourMotherForMeSheIsHot February 14, 2022
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Presentartion

A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.
Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc

Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
by JM Law April 29, 2008
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Preventative Shit

Dropping a load before a workout, in order to prevent it from happening during a workout. Usually preformed before leg day.
Bro 1: "Bro, are you coming? It's squat day!"

Bro 2: "Hold up, let me take a preventative shit first!"
by ieatcows77 July 8, 2014
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