precise

Exact; very accurate.

Bonzo, he so precise, he piss on a plate and never splash.

by Cort November 5, 2003

premise

statement or idea on which reasoning is based.

Since all men are mortal and Socrates is a man, Socrates is mortal.
("all men are mortal" and "Socrates is a man") are the PREMISES, while "Socrates is mortal" is the conclusion.

by Fruitfulness September 28, 2008

preist

The wrong way to spell "priest"

OMG A PReIST IS A GAY WHO FUKS KIDS!1!!1!1 WTF LOL OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Zlixar June 8, 2004

prenis

a tiny penis which has not yet developed, the pre-penis

Holly was going to give Brian a blowjob until she discovered that he still had a prenis.

by tperk06 November 22, 2009

Precision Bass

The world's frist electric bass guitar. Manufactured by Fender, starting in 1951 (not '58, as the previous definition said). Often imitated by cheap Asian brands that wouldn't know a thing about making a guitar. Slang term is P-Bass. Has a brother, the Jazz Bass, introduced in 1962(?)

Dee Dee Ramone often played a white early '60s model Fender P-Bass.

by Mopar_Rules_Imports_Suck June 21, 2005

Prenisqrentoscopee

The act of fornication with ten chicks at the same time.

"Hey guys! Guess what I did last night?"
"What?!"
"I had a fucking prenisqrentoscopee!!"

by Mr. Indulgence May 7, 2007

Precise Karma

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.

Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."

by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011