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Mr. Pregnant

Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."

His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.
"Shnacker Shnaw!" shouted Mr. Pregnant as he galloped across the field in a pink leotard.
by AJR41885 February 26, 2009
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pregnancy brain

An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.
Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!
by Lucius.Fox October 21, 2013
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Pocket Pregnancy

The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.
Example #1

*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*

Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"

Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"

Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"

Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."

Example #2

*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*

Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"

Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
by wxflurry November 4, 2010
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Paper Pregnant

The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.
Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"
by fcsuper April 12, 2007
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Pregnancy

What everyone seems all surprised at for virtually no reason. I mean, you had unprotected sex, what do you think is gonna happen?
*Person 1 and person 2 have sex*
*1 month later*
Person 1: I’m pregnant.
Person 2: WHAT?!?!

Person 1: Well what did you think was going to happen, the cure for cancer? Sex causes pregnancy, idiot.
by Kitten Corp. June 17, 2018
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Pregnancy Test

The magic wand that can make a man dissappear
Pregnant Girl:James, I took a pregnancy test and it says I'm pregnant.

James:I'm leaving you
by sammydagreat November 13, 2010
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pregnant

something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004
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