Pregnant

You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms

Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018

Pregnant

The worst STD known to man.

dude 1: hey what happened to that ashley bitch
dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT

by kelv June 18, 2005

pregnant

What a girl does when she want to trap a guy for life. If she thinks that a guy has money or she is all fucked in the haad and does not want to lose the guy she will "forget" to take the pill.

Girl: You are mine for life I am pregnant!
Guy: No way! It is not mine.

by B from the bay December 28, 2005

Pregnant

You got a lil person forming in ya

Pregnant Woman : Get this bitch outta me

by anonymous April 19, 2023

pregnant

What happens if you don't use a condom/rain coat or it breaks.

Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to?
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"

by Scratch DJ June 15, 2004

pregnant

when you have a child in you stomach

honey im pregnant

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink October 11, 2007