peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

Pregnet

Someone who is like a magnet to getting pregnant is a pregnet!

Alana: Omg, that girl is always getting pregnant!

Sara: God I know, it's called BIRTH CONTROL!
Alana: She's definitely a pregnet!

by anonana. June 3, 2009

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

PreElevacuation

What you do while daydreaming in an elevator, and getting off accidentally at the wrong floor...

Attempting to get off on the wrong floor from an elevator while having other things on your mind...

The leading cause of PreElevacuation is day-dreaming in your elevator in-between stops.

by Philip Mahler March 24, 2008

peeneezing

When you have such an awesome sneeze that a little pee comes out. Often happens to pregnant women.

I had just put my clothes on after getting out of the shower when I ended up peeneezing all over myself.

by labelleauboitdormant October 29, 2009