Skip to main content

The Doors of Perception

Actually a quote from one of William Blake's poems. And where Jim had the idea for the name the Doors.
by Matt January 6, 2005
mugGet the The Doors of Perception mug.

PerceptIS

an IT support company, that works exclusively with Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OH. This company is probably the worst IT service provider in existence. The continually wrongly diagnose problems with computers, usually assessing that they issues are more severe then they actually are. No matter the desperation you find yourself in, do not resort to taking your computer there to be repaired, as they will usually damage it further, or be of no help, however they are prompt to bill you!
Kid 1: Dude did PerceptIS get your computer fixed?
Kid 2: No, i brought it in because i was missing the "F" key, but they ended up setting it on fire and now its a charred pice of garbage.
by CaseKid May 7, 2008
mugGet the PerceptIS mug.

PERCEPTUALITY

One's own subjective perception of reality. The perceived Reality of an individual, based upon his/her view of the world, events, people, or things.
Is this Reality, or is it Perceptuality?

My perceptuality may not represent objective Reality.
by FreddieBux November 18, 2010
mugGet the PERCEPTUALITY mug.

perceptual distortion

When an individual perceives a person, place, or thing, or him or herself in a way that is different than the way most other people perceive it.
When he got to his 60s, the many failures he suffered in his life distorted how he perceived his surroundings, individuals, and many other things. That is called perceptual distortion.
by but for May 9, 2018
mugGet the perceptual distortion mug.

Depth Perception

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.
guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.
by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016
mugGet the Depth Perception mug.

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.
I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!
by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011
mugGet the TSP: Textra Sensory Perception mug.

perceptions purveyor

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.
Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.
by El Morbo April 16, 2007
mugGet the perceptions purveyor mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email