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pre-game numb

1-The pre-game numb is the age old tradition of psyching yourself up for a challenge/ event by wanking off just before you compete. Crucially however, in a true numb the numb-er stops immediately before ejaculation to ensure he is competing at peak motivation and alertness, and is fully psyched up

2-Would make a good band name
James: Where's Henry, the exam's about to start?
Dan: Dw he's just numbing up he'll make it
James: ah, pre-game numb, smart kid...
pre-game numb by rowbot January 23, 2017
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Pre-Game Pump-Out 

The act of masturbating before an intense moment.

Usually done as a ritual to pump up.
Yo dude, why are you late to the championship basketball game?! We start in five!

Dont worry man, i had my pre-game pump-out. im good to go!
Pre-Game Pump-Out by AKJOBE94 October 7, 2010

Pre game vape 

when someone gets high before a party or social event using a vaporizer to smoke marijuana.
yo man lets pre game vape before we go to the kegger
Pre game vape by shneriside October 6, 2009

Pre-game shitters 

When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.
Track runner1: dude I'm so scared about this meet, I think I have pre-game shitters.

Pre-Game Drink Trail 

The line of bottles, usually for cheap alcohol, that hordes outside of a sport stadium, left by the pre-game drinkers and the fuck $10 beer club.
The pre-game drink trail outside the A's game was littered with Modelo, Bud, and numerous off-brand beers with spanish labels.

Pre Game food 

Pre-Game food is something you eat before getting high or having the munchies. Like your eating something before the bigger.
“Yo I’m mad hungry yo, can we buy some food? Nah we gotta get Pre Game food.”
Pre Game food by Roy_13 April 10, 2019

Pre game lobby 

When you see a girl on tiktok exposing herself for views and you decide to beat your meat before going to a porn site. It’s basically the warm up round.
Damn bro she’s fine as fuck we are in the pre game lobby right now I swear to god.