put your mom in a paragraph

A non-literal phrase one uses to intimidate or coerce a victim into believing that the victim's mom was or will be used in a such a way that only shmad words in paragraph format can describe how it went.

"Ayoo nigga you be talkin' so much shit, I swear I'm about to put your mom in a paragraph."

by Flocker708 January 23, 2012

pragmatophobia

said to be the fear of reality

Pragmatophobia is very self-explanatory.

by Pragmatophobia July 23, 2014

Paragraph Drink

A drink you order at starbucks that takes you more than thirty seconds to order

I was at a coffee shop and the person ordered a paragraph drink

by Nrgfusion2 February 19, 2010

praganant

A word used by people who cant spell when they are pregnant

Am I Praganant?!? Please Help

by GABABBABBA March 5, 2018

Pragati

Progress in hindi

Hamara desh unnati aur pragati kar rahi hain.

by Pragati December 28, 2008

Paragon of Virtue

A moral of excellence and moral goodness

He is a true paragon of virtue

by Ben Lyons September 18, 2003

Paragraphing

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.

Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.

by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011