phwnage

When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.

by Brian H October 31, 2005

1337 pwnage

Describing something that is extremely good / skilled, especially in computer games.

i.e. I have a friend who is extremely skilled at Halo 3 on XBOX360. He is one of the highest ranked people i know, and can get 50 kills on me in the time it takes me to get 5. This, therefore makes me an epic fail noob, and him 1337 pwnage.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 13, 2009

pwnage

verb: A term used to express one's act or state of elite preformance. Pwnage stems from the word "pwn" which is a typographical error of the word "own". The "p" replaces the "o" because during the frenzy of gaming, the player has no time to correct any spelling mistakes. This word is traditionally used by experienced videogamers, "leet" speakers and others involved in computer minded social or work groups.

"I played Halo 2 online today. I had 24 cosecutive kills... it was pownage like never before"

"I let those n00bs feel the wrath of my pwnage"

by Faust March 20, 2005

N00ber Pwnage

A wordplay on the term "uber pwnage," pronounced New-burr-Pone-edge, n00ber pwnage has two definitions.

1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. XBox Live, a PC game, etc)

2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.

Example 1:
Johnny: Yes! Killing spree!
Paul: Dammit! Freaking n00ber pwnage..

Example 2:
Timmy: Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot!
Jimmy: Nice! *high fives Timmy* That's some n00ber pwnage, Timmy!

by Alex Harm January 9, 2008

ponage

Something with loads of goodness, or if something that is acheived via a lot of skillage

That's pure ponage dude, yea i know

by Ben Collier January 2, 2005

Coinage Pwnage

An attempt to enter a new term to Urban Dictionary that is foiled by the discovery that the term already exists.

I tried to add 'coinage pwnage' to Urban Dictionary but a straight-up player beat me to it. Next time I should be more clever.

by jackadoodle April 7, 2011

poonage

Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.

OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.

by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005