Pittsburgh Powerwash

When being blown, grab your terrible towel right before you cum, then cum into the terrible towel and wipe it in your partners face.

I was in my man cave watching the steelers game as my girlfriend was blowing me and right before I came I grabbed my terrible towel and Pittsburgh Powerwashed her.

by Patrick chaos Bateman September 19, 2011

Powerwash

When you bust one on a girl's face so hard it removes her makeup.

Man I had makeup all over the bed cause I powerwashed that bitch last night!

by Fo3 April 19, 2011

Powerwasted

The act of getting completely shitfaced and losing any morals, and/or inhibitions. Examples include singing the wrong lyrics as loud as you can, making friends with that statue of John Wayne, having a conversation with someone who's deaf and never realizing it, singing any Katy Perry or Adele song at karaoke, puking in the trashcan behind the bar only to wash your vomit down with old crow and rainier, etc. A pants off-dance off may occur. Also, you may piss on your buddy while he sleeps. Requires between 30 and 40 beers, and also requires 10-15 shots or thereabouts. A case of champagne will lead you to power wasted as well. Many cigarettes are required. A hundred dollar bar tab is the bare minimum. You cannot get powerwasted by drinking any kind of light beer. A casual drinker doesn't have the ability to get powerwasted. A severe powerwasting is generally accompanied the next day by pbr at ten a.m. to beat off the stage eleven hangover.

Me: "Where are we?"
Friend: "I think we're in Portland."
Me: "How did we get here?"
Friend: "I recall having irish car bombs at the HH and a spacebag of sangria."
Me: "So you don't know either?"
Friend: "We must have been powerwasted!"

by Sethisrad August 1, 2013

The Devil's Powerwash

Verb: the act of emitting explosive diarrhea that sprays violently into the toilet.

Dave: are you okay? it sounded pretty bad in there!
Other dave: Nah man, I think I have food poisoning. I Gave that toilet the Devil's Powerwash.

by Cyc4015 June 27, 2022

Powerwash bro?

A question regarding whether you would use a powerwash hose to clean a woman's anus before proceeding to give her a rimjob.

Guy 1: "Powerwash Snooki bro?"
Guy 2: "Ya bro, crazy powerwash.
Guy 1: "What about Rihanna? Powerwash bro?"
Guy2: "Naw bro, right in on Rihanna."

by Joey big dirt October 20, 2011

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

Powerwash

To violently puke (preferably high liquid content) all over something - usually a toilet or a floor - with such force that it could clean the surface you're hitting.

Had to powerwash the toilet bowl lads, who's getting the next round?

by Efukts July 13, 2021