Poodini

When one throws a cat shit and misses the bin and you can’t find it afterwards.

Gerald : “did you see where the cat shit went?”

Ellie : “No, must’ve done a poodini”

by MysticVibesx October 29, 2022

Pougini

McDonald’s

Yo lets go boom pougini

by nigazbewildn November 27, 2022

poudin

The fattest person you have ever seen, usually has huge tits and cant fit his belly into cars.

Holy fuck poudin how does your belly not fit in a 4xl
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by Scott123123 December 18, 2023

Pooudini

When you have one on deck, but it retreats back to its living quarters before it can jump ship

I thought I had to shit really bad, but as it turns out it was a pooudini! False alarm!

by T8knLssince1980 January 15, 2024

Poutini

A drink served in a traditional martini glass, that consists of gin or vodka, and gravy. Then garnished with an olive that has a French fry sticking out of it instead of a toothpick.

“I’ll have an extra dry poutini, and a clean pair of underwear please.”

by Dudfinder April 28, 2024

poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024

Poodini

A blend of "Houdini" (master illusionist) and "poo," poodini refers to hidden deceptions disguised as something safe, clean, or beneficial.

It exposes the chemicals, toxins, and contaminants secretly present in everyday essentials like food, water, air, products, and materials.

The "poo" represents the filth and waste hidden within, while "Houdini" symbolizes the illusion used to make it vanish from public awareness.

Once you spot the poodini, you can't unsee it.

1. Friend 1: "This air freshener smells amazing!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, until you realize it's just a poodini filling your lungs with toxins."

2. Person 1: "They say tap water is clean, so I just drink from the sink."
Person 2: "That's the biggest poodini of all. It's packed with microplastics and chemicals."

3. Kid: "Can we get these snacks? The box says 'all natural'!"
Parent: "Don’t fall for it. That's just a poodini — all chemicals, no real food."

4. Customer: "I switched to this 'clean beauty' brand because it’s supposed to be safe."
Friend: "That’s what they want you to believe. It's just another poodini in a pretty bottle."

5. Person 1: "Why are you replacing your mattress already?"
Person 2: "Because I learned about the toxic flame retardants in it. Total poodini move by the manufacturers."

by D4ndelion December 31, 2024