mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Poota/ Puta

a hor/whore/prostiitute/amber lemon

you are such a poota/ puta!

by michaela! and lydia! February 1, 2006

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

Potomac Middle School

A school in northern virginia infested with potheads, posers, bullies, ghetto people that think their all that, and alot more. Also home to where everyone is not self aware and is a copy of some of the people who control mass groups of morons. For example; A farm owner controls alot of sheep. Except in Potomac there are about 12 farm owners and the rest are cheap. Oh but you cant forget the fact that inocent kids that dont mess with anyone always get picked on and the horrible staff that often abuses, hits, singles out, yells and throws things at student *cough* ms.anderson *cough* and alot more *cough* yet the rest of the staff is too careless to say anything about this. All in all, stay AWAY FROM THIS SH*T HOLE.

1) Person 1: "Ayo cuz what it do, You ugly as fuc* "

Person 2: "Do you go to potomac middle school?"

2) Person 1: " You aint got shoe game"

Person 2: " You go to potomac dont you?"

3)Person 1: " Im a backstabber to all my friends!"

Person 2: " uggh, stupid potomac kids "

4) Person 1:" Im going to lower this kids self esteem because she is weak and wont fight back!"

Person 2: " Thats how all potomac people are!"

5) Person 1: " im not a version and im a drug addict!"

Person 2: " Your obviously from potomac "

by illuminated January 24, 2014

POOTA

ACRONYM:
Pulled Out of The Ass.

I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.

by wrenchmonkey August 3, 2013

Pootang Invasion

The take-over or domination of a party/club/house/young farmers party/country.

Often a planned event involving a large group of rowdy gash. Itinerarys are a plus but not a necessity...

'Pootang Clan invaded me'

'Wow, I went to an amazing party last night! There was a Pootang Invasion!'

by The Pooters April 8, 2009