potatriot

Noun. A person who serves their country by staying at home on the couch (and by extension, following the social distancing guidelines) during the COVID-19 pandemic. The term is a portmanteau of the English idiom "couch potato" and "patriot." Popularized by a Burger King commercial.

Governor Cuomo honored the first responders, medical workers, and also all New York potatriots in his daily coronavirus press conference.

by br__zy April 23, 2020

Pottar

In the Jurassic era, most Dinosaurs were killed at the same time they got intoxicated because of the large amount of THC is the tar. We now call this resin.

Guy: Hey I was reading the bible and figured out how the dinosaurs died.
Other Guy: How?
Guy: They got stoned in Pottar.
Other Guy: What?
Guy: Resin bowl to the EXTREME!

by luckydog93 August 6, 2009

Potator

A tator-tot that looks like it had bred with the Terminator. Just a bigger than normal tator-tot.

Yo, dude! Don't minions kinda look like potators?

by Rawrzer February 13, 2014

Potaterminus

A potato of which has been left in the ground for too long and infected by the roots of plants around it. Once it enters this phase, it sprouts out of the ground and begins terrorizing people around it. The Potaterminus is not only infectious to other potatoes, but people too. Common symptoms that occur after contact with the Potaterminus include (but are not limited to) small brown spots across the body, traces of starch in blood, and a potato-like tone to skin, no matter the race. The Potaterminus' goals are unknown, but it does appear to be fully alive and is extremely hostile towards anything that breathes.

Brian: William, did you remember to harvest the potatoes this morning?
William: ...
Brian: So they wouldn't start rotting and possibly become a Potaterminus?
William: ...Uuh-
Brian: Well?
William: Yyyeah, no, we're fucked.

by mirrormanwastaken November 30, 2021

pottarts

pottart (pötârts, pot-tarts): Snacks that you don't remeber consuming when you're too baked (smoking pot, weed, dope, mary-jane.....I swear I didn't inhail)

ie. "Hey man, I could have sworn I didn't eat those. They must have been pottarts."

by Kate March 30, 2004

Potata

The female version of a Potato not to be confused with potato.

What happened to you.

I sexually identify as a Potata.

by Potata Shambles November 29, 2016

potata

not a potato, but a potata.
to describe a person who you feel is like a potato but you don't really want to say that he is a potato.

"You're such a potata."
"Oh my fucking god, stop being such a potata!

by bakasaur October 9, 2017