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24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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Poting

The act of delving ones face into another's bosom.
*At party*
Guy 1 :"Hey where the hell is Sam?"
Guy 2 :"I think he's off poting Nicole"
by BlackHawkDownie June 18, 2011
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Polangto

Sweet potato, according to Vietnamese English speakers. In Vietnamese, khoai tây is potato, and khoai lang is sweet potato, which became polangto.
Nguyen: “Eww! I hate polangtoes!”
A polangto is often shaped like a penis.
If you eat polangto while it’s still hot, you’re gonna fart a lot, and also it’s really smelly.
by Chau TDN February 2, 2023
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pootang pie

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004
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Putang Ina Mo

One of the phrases that Filipinos teach to Foreigners!
It literally means "Your Mom's a Whore/Bitch"
American: Can you teach me some words from your language?

Filipino: okay, say, Putang Ina Mo?

American: Powteng ayna mow...

Filipino: Ahahahaha! Ahahahah!
by 19Lee89 June 17, 2009
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pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.
Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.
by Kayak25 January 13, 2014
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Poutangerie

Pierre was feeling horny, so he went down to the local poutangerie to take care of it.
by Flik off March 2, 2019
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