portraitsofhell

my mutual who is emo asf. They kin Akutagawa (duh)

"dude, i talked to portraitsofhell today"
"Oh yeah? What did they say?"
"They mostly just coughed up a lung lol"

by ladymacbethsshawty July 2, 2021

portrait mode

that level of high when everything around you seems fuzzy

how high are you? so high I see you in portrait mode.

by sillyoctapussy December 30, 2021

cellph portrait

A picture taken of yourself with your cell phone. Usually taken in a bathroom mirror or by holding camera at arm's length. Used for sexting or social media.

I texted her my cellph portrait before I saw who was in the background, now I'm busted!

by GeorgeWJeff November 13, 2011

Celf-Portrait

A self portrait taken by a cell phone camera, normally pointing into a mirror, popular for facebook profile pics and text flirting

examples of a Celf-Portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of Facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself

by CarlCataclysm March 31, 2012

Presidential Portrait

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.

The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.

by Talos_Auto September 3, 2023

portraytion

to portray, portraying

It’s a perfect portraytion if my relationship.

by tori's bff May 4, 2018

potraitor

Someone who is not only a traitor, but they are basically a mental vegetable.

‘Brandon is a potraitor.”

by SaintMaybe April 1, 2022