portnoy

an object or person that is of nuisance or an irritant, yet can't be easily rid of.

His neighbor asked him to watch the dog over the weekend, which turned out to be quite a portnoy.

A: "I started seeing this girl but I don't really like her, and now she won't leave me alone."
B: "You need to ditch that portnoy right now."

by The Count of Tuscany September 5, 2011

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Portillo's

Has the best fucking Chicago style hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches.

If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654

Man:" Have you been to Portillo's lately?"
Man 2:"Best Fuckin place ever"

by RaythatguyfromChicago March 27, 2012

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portia

the most amazing person on the planet.
She has gorgeous eyes and is the sweetest pea in the pie !
she'll make you wanna jump off bridges and swim across the world to see her. she's not a car !

woahhhh, d000d !
that portia was banging hot last night,
i wanted to tap that !

by meganasjhda July 25, 2009

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cock portfolio

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

by HOEL November 9, 2010

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