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porntits

A person with really large amazing tits who is sassy , super bossy, and ultra bangable but slightly intimidating because they are so cool. You know you want them just like you want porn tits
“She was such a Porntits I wish I had asked her out”
by Iriscat666 November 25, 2017
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Nice Frame, Bad Portrait

When you see a girl or woman and they have really nice bodies, but then you see their faces and they're ugly.
Two guys at the mall staring at a woman's hot body.
GUY1: "Damn dude, look at this girl's body."
GUY2:Oh hell yes,..
GIRL stops and turns around: "Hey boys."
GUY1 and GUY2: "Eeww dude, Nice Frame, Bad Portrait."
by DjKushBeats October 1, 2010
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pornerastic

"Licentious, lascivious, lewd, and horny" (Josefa Heifetz. Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary. Secaucus: University Books, 1974).
Bill Clinton was the second most pornerastic president ever.
by Antinous September 11, 2003
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portraito

guy 1: WOW look at that portraito!

guy 2: It's magnificent...
by ruby buby November 4, 2018
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Portrait Prophecies

What are you doing here? Go on itch.io and play this dude's games.
Person 1: Whats your favorite game creator?
Person 2: Portrait Prophecies.. Why?
Person 1: No reason. Favorite game from them?
Person 2: Hmm, Idk. To the heights of my heart?
Person 1: Never heard of it.
Person 2: Check it out, it's really good.

(after checking it out)
Person 1: I have never wanted to hug a fictonal character so. bad.
by qhantomia. August 22, 2021
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Painting-Portrait ART

Let our professional artists to work for you with high quality 100% hand painted oil painting commission. Offer best quality painting at reasonable price.
Painting-Portrait ART founded in 2002, Painting-Portrait ART represents the leading art supplier in the world. Painting-Portrait ART is professional hand painted oil painting manufacturer, Offer the perfect art service for custom oil portrait, Oil reproductions order online, Offer best quality painting at wholesale price. Leading profession of art painting. our art include custom personalized oil portrait form your favorite photos. You can get all kinds of customization art painting own you. We offer personalized art service for each customer. All of artworks have excellent quality, all of oil paintings are pure produced by hand painted. Our studios own top artists and designers. We made the unique artworks.
by Painting-Portrait ART October 2, 2022
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Pornstaritis

The hate or envy toward a porn star or stripper for the way she is able to move her body, and how in tune she is with it.
She's got that pornstaritis (pronounced Porn-star-itis)
by Marlo Wright November 18, 2011
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