Pansy Parkinson

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.

Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.

by Roanne September 14, 2008

porking lot

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005

porkin

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman July 6, 2005

Porkistani

A Pakistan National, derogatory term used in place of Pakistani by people outraged by Pakistan's involvement in World Terrorism.

Hey you Porkistani, stop poisoning our lives!

by billabong44 November 22, 2010

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)

Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"

by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019

Kamren Perkins

Kamren Perkins is a wanna be air traffic controller who will never fulfill this aspiration because of his unprofessionalism, racism, and ignorance. Even if Kamren makes it into the FAA academy, he will most likely wash out because he will tell his instructor that he is being taught incorrectly because VATSIM does it a different way. Kamren also thinks he should be allowed to work a final position during a FNO but he can't even run a sweatbox scenario without the first 2 planes having a deal. A Kamren typically spends a majority of his time controlling with the 'Southern Mob' and responds for EVERY ACE team request. Kamren closely resembles John Manley with his racist remarks as well as a typical Memphis controller with his controlling skills.

Dude, did you see that Seattle FNO last night? It was a real Kamren Perkins.

by anyonecandothis01234 May 19, 2018