Porkadyke

A fat lesbian.

Rosie Odonnell is a huge ass porkadyke. That fat chick is a fucking porkadyke.

by CiliX October 28, 2011

Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009

Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010

PornedOut

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.

Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.

by Natasha Love September 12, 2013

pokediger1v1wowvs

Oh yeah! The great name for hackers! Hacker-Idiot
Uhh hes hacking Hacker
For something is bad, cuz he hacks and dont get ban

He sucks so much! SOmeone kill him!
Pokediger1v1wowvs is gay!!!

by Notofer February 26, 2020

Pesky Porker

A police officer

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!

by Victra March 6, 2009