porkasaurus

fat with no hope of ever losing that weight

Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus

by Richard L Mansmann May 4, 2006

porrasturvat

Referring to a moment in time when a human body is flung as if it was mangled ragdoll and lands in a disgusting, yet satisfying position.

Did you here on the news? That porrasturvat they showed was quite pleasing to the eye until his head hit concrete.

by Porrasturvat Jr. December 31, 2003

porcascooper

A scooper used to collect porcupine needles

I am a porcascooper slut

by Huggee Bear February 4, 2008

Porbis

A word I invented in 2019, that was originally used to describe something or someone that was utterly disgusting. It then evolved into a word that can mean everything and nothing, but it can be used incorrectly. For example, using “porbis!” As a way to express excitement is incorrect usage. (Also porbis and lol should never be in the same sentence).

*A friend shows you a picture of someone you find annoying*
You: “What a fucking porbis.”

by The ACTUAL inventor of porbis September 9, 2022

porgasm

Orgasm acheived with the assistance of pornography.

Since getting married Bruce has dirastically increased the frequency of porgasm.

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

Porgasm

An immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature orgasm.

**At House Party**

Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?

Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!

Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.

Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!

by Hentsep Renge September 1, 2009

porasef

Family name from Ancient Persian descent. All remaining Porasef's are whats left of one of the most ultimate families recorded in history. This name was a mark of honor, and the clan who it belonged to possessed great power and strength during ancient persian era.

Do you think that person is a descendant of the Porasef family?

by King Darius October 11, 2006