Pope

One Religious Mother Fucker.

"Is that old dude the Pope?"

"Pope? He musy be one religious mother fucker!"

by MarcusHHHHHHHHHHHH August 31, 2008

Poping

Performing the duties of the Catholic Pope.

"I like Pope Francis. I can really get behind his Poping."

"This guy popes like a champ. Someone give him a freaking medal."

by Michael Alan Xavier Leonhardt October 28, 2013

To pope

To take someone's virginity.

To pope (examples)

Dude, I totally poped that chick.

I got poped in Paris (Hilton).

by Blexz September 13, 2009

Pope

A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.

*Whole continent gets bombed*

Pope: “Oh how tragic.”

*Gets paid for speaking*

by Shookums666 August 18, 2018

Pope

Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.

Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?

Yeah pulling a JP2

What a pope.

by matt evol beens twisted yada y November 19, 2011

pope

Mexican slang for a serious wedgie

Damn her pants must stink cause that's some serious pope.

by ericat78 April 21, 2010

Pope

That man who doesn't have sex.

The Pope also doesn't masturbate

by ANON ;D June 15, 2008