"And Romananovski has failed to take down the attacking striker, as he winds up for the shot and...WHATS THIS?! The goalkeeper is praying?! The shot is screaming towards the goal and...(ooooh, damn) That keeper is going to need a nosejob..." "You're right there Ken, maybe he should convert to priesthood."
by Ben Tricarico April 04, 2005
by DeeMan April 19, 2012
by MarcusHHHHHHHHHHHH May 22, 2006
"I like Pope Francis. I can really get behind his Poping."
"This guy popes like a champ. Someone give him a freaking medal."
"This guy popes like a champ. Someone give him a freaking medal."
by Michael Alan Xavier Leonhardt October 28, 2013
by Blexz September 13, 2009
A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.
by Shookums666 August 19, 2018
Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.
Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?
Yeah pulling a JP2
What a pope.
Yeah pulling a JP2
What a pope.
by matt evol beens twisted yada y November 20, 2011