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schlond poofa

A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.
Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!
by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021
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pomowanker

Pomowanker = postmodern jerk-off. Identifiable by, among other things, a self-indulgent propensity for bullshit, acadamese and weasel-words; for prefacing anything remotely resembling an opinion with "I'm not sure that" or "It could be argued that"; for never stating an opinion outright but insinuating instead by sneering irony that it's not intellectually respectable or defensible actually to hold an opinion on anything, much less a positive opinion. Nihilism in academic drag.
Coined by Lindsay Perigo at Sense of Life Objectivists.
1. "Brendan is a pomowanker, interested only in word games."
2. "Contemporary luminaries influenced by Gramsci include the pomowanker Foucault, unsurprisingly, and, chillingly, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown."
3. "I loathe pomowanker amoralists with nothing to say taking volumes to say it, piling on the footnotes citing other pseuds, writing for each other like adolescents."
by organon November 30, 2007
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poodabab

Slang for a woman's vagina; a less vulgar euphemism for pussy.
I'm goin' out to the club, try to get me some poodabab tonight!
by mkstyles August 9, 2006
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Poofa

Slang reference to the Pennsylvania Firearms Owners Association forum and its members because its easier to enunciate than PAFOA. PAFOA is a Second Amendment Rights organization based in Pennsylvania working to protect, expand, and reclaim rights protected by the state and federal Constitutions that have been lost to intrusive government and useless feel good legislation.
Did you see the new thread on the Poofa boards?
Are you a member of Poofa?
by KalishNikova October 14, 2009
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poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.
Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!
by geckopaws February 26, 2011
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Pooak

"Whoa Mason!

Me, you and Cara partied so hard last night, i think one of the strippers left some pooak on you."
by Dbailey July 19, 2009
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Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)
Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)
by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012
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