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pootiful

adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.
Guy#1 - "I'm tired of that bitch. I mean she's hot and everything. I'm just tired of her."

Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"
by phase_coherent April 14, 2010
mugGet the pootifulmug.

pootie

I gots ta get me some pootie
by Da White Man September 9, 2003
mugGet the pootiemug.

pooty

Hey girl, how about some pooty?
by Ilja April 25, 2004
mugGet the pootymug.

Pooty

i call my baby pooty
by jenn March 5, 2004
mugGet the Pootymug.

pootie

a beautiful poot times 5 just call to pootie and he will solve your problems pootie 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
i love you pootie

i feel so pootie today
by pooooosjajaksmdmdm February 13, 2021
mugGet the pootiemug.

pootie

Damn, that pootie was tight!@#@!
by Anonymous October 25, 2002
mugGet the pootiemug.

pootie

a fart..often one that smells not off shit, but ass..or eggs.
verb- to fart..often by yourself in your bed under yourcovers (smothering yourself) or in a room with many people..often know as a silent but deadly.
in the ing form it is changed to poot..like pooting. Poot is a trem for a girl fart.
Awww FUCK, who pootied?
oh man, I have to pootie..
I almost killed myself cause I kept pooting in my sheets!
by OMGitsfreefood February 6, 2005
mugGet the pootiemug.

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