One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.
On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
by evyg May 27, 2009
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The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".
Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.
Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009
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Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.
Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.
Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.
by BlacknessComfirmed August 15, 2022
Get the Portable Sidepiece mug.A puzzle-platformer video game that is developed by B10K Games. (Or B10K PlaysGames on YouTube lol) It is made in the Unity video game engine and it is (or was idk a pc version might exist eventually lol) intended to run on Android Smartphones/Tablets. The game is about a green cube that goes around levels collecting unlock cubes so you can unlock doors to get to other parts of the level and also to get to the end of the level to go to the next one. It has some puzzle segments in the levels but yeah Its just a green cube that jumps around what did you expect?
Hey! I found this game called Qbex PORTABLE and it looks stoopid because its just cubes!!! Omg the dev is so lazy!!1!1
by B10K PlaysGames November 2, 2019
Get the Qbex PORTABLE mug.A thumb drive that is containing osu! and was advertised by Squashy Boy for multi purpose, for playing osu!, for playing osu! in a skateboard, playing osu! in a subway station, playing osu! in a bus.
1. Man, my friend don't have osu!. I'm going to plug in the osu!portable.
2. Hmmm, if I want to play osu! in Android, I can use the osu!portable.
2. Hmmm, if I want to play osu! in Android, I can use the osu!portable.
by rapopo December 16, 2020
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Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.
Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.
Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.
Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.
by Vendetta150 February 22, 2010
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