Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

Pooschmag

A type of marijuana usually grown outdoors that is brown, burns off black ashes and smells and tastes like shit. usually goes for $20 a half quarter.

Man I totally picked up a quarter ounce of the pooschmag for dirt cheap. Hopefully I don't get a collapsed lung.

by deathslinger666 August 6, 2011

poosevere

getting through a tough, painful, or prolonged poop

I've been on the toilet bowl for fifteen minutes now, I must poosevere.

by Thursty Thurst July 2, 2015

Poosebo

Similar to it's cousin the placebo effect.

Needing an instant shit when taking lines.

I've got that instant poosebo effect and the props just came out.

by Acid tongue December 11, 2017

looser pooser

to be more than a loser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.

by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009

Hoosh-Poosh!

Amazing phrase used to describe just about anything.

Oh my Hoosh-Poosh!

by Millerski April 2, 2009

pooser

A loser who is a loser because she/he is a poser.

Stephanie: Yo, yo, I'm so cool!
Andrea: Dude, no, look at you, you're such a pooser! You can't rap for your life!

by xoandrizz May 24, 2009