Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

Poohead

A term for someone who's head is full of sheep shit, but you love them much too call them a shit-face or a prick.
Alternative: Rhodri, bumfluff boy or van man.

I'm Rhodri and I'm a poohead.

by A non pooheaded person December 8, 2014

Poose Tuckle

a demeaning term for someone being
an utter bitch; one generally not worth your time.

"You're a poose tuckle Tyler."

by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009

Poosabi

The green stuff near the lobsters tail that you are not supposed to eat.

Jason got sick from eating poosabi.

by Throat Pick January 4, 2009

Pooseum

An un-flushing toilet

a - "Have you seen the latest exhibit in the pooseum?"
b - "No?"
a - "Don't go, its shit"

by The Poo Collector September 3, 2012

poosack

A replacement for the word "crap", "poop", or "turd"

1.) Dude, I took a major poosack in your bathroom.

by Toilette Spray August 30, 2011