poopcooch

Another name for the disease vaginosis, which is caused by a woman wiping backwards.

Whats the fuck? Smells like someone in the room got a bad case of poopcooch.

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

poopscopy

When you have to scoop your own poop in the Safeway bathroom in viles for a diagnostic test, scoop as much of the poop into the toilet as possible, and then throw away all the evidence. Optional: you can carry the vile through the Safeway.

Wow! That poopscopy took forever! So much scrapping! And it was hot….

by Rhodes42 September 25, 2023

Faux poop scoop

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.

"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."

by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009

Goopscoop

Goopscoop A Homosexual with a well defined protruding or (jutting) Chin. Which can be implemented in the collection of Semen after he has sucked a dick.

Oh Brucie don't forget to use your Goopscoop to clean up on and around the crack and sac.

by Jackrcrak June 28, 2020

pooploops

Any type of fecal matter expelled after eating large quantities of artificially sweetened and/or flavored cereal.

In other words, like Froot Loops, only poopier.

Mmmmmmm. Apple Jacks. Oh shiet! I got the pooploops!

by ilikefeet February 11, 2008

poopcooter

An unhygienic condition caused when a woman wipes from back to front

Scotty: "Hey Mr. Jenkins, I went down on your daughter last night to discover she has a bad case of poopcooter, I think maybe Mrs. Jenkins should teacher her to wipe front to back."
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"

by Scotty Jenkins January 15, 2009

poopscoops

A less extreme word on the same scale of magnitude-description as shitloads, both in coarseness and extremity of magnitude conveyed. It is also cuter.

Piracetam helped me poopscoops when it came to "reclaiming" some sorts of brain function.

by mahdiou February 26, 2011