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Pooptions

Options that ain't worth poop.
"Man, xyz company issued me these options as part of my comp, and the company's share price just fell in the toilet, then they fired me, took my pooptions, and all I got was this t-shirt..."
by Camjohn1 October 16, 2008
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Pooncation

When a person (Matt) will go to any lengths, measures or costs to obtain sex regardless of destination .

When you would go literally anywhere to get dat poongtang.
Example: on his trip to NYC Matt bought $250 worth of sushi which was equivalent to his current land value in hopes of the poontang. Instead he shit himself went to bed early and didn’t get laid. What a pooncation!
by Tangmaster69 August 24, 2018
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poonation

when u poon someone into declaring that they were pooned so bad that u made a nation out of them.
I own you bitch, its a friggin poonation fest.
by Ben December 15, 2004
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Poopertion

V. To have anal sex with a woman from behind so that one can pretend that the penetratee is actually a man.

Poopert- N. The penitrator in the case of poopersion.
Dog, Anna got drunk and told everyone that she was persuaded and commited poopertion last saturday.

Man, thats wierd that poopert left through the back door.
-Yea... Classic poopertion.
by PatsyShen6969 July 22, 2007
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pooperation

Noun

Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/

1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but

reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
"After the pooperation, I wasn't sure the toilet would flush."
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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poopitations

poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.
"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"
by PuzzleArcher January 23, 2020
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Ploptationess

To be in need to take a gigantic shit urgently
I need to take a Ploptationess RIGHT NOW MINA
by thingymijigger October 7, 2020
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