pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

by catmontty January 5, 2015

Poonpoon

Another word for horny or turning someone on

You know Vicky? She makes me so poonpoon

Yo that porno I saw last night made me too poonpoon for words!

by vickush September 30, 2012

Poontoon

the colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really been into poontoons lately.”

“That’s cool. I prefer the real thing though.”

by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

Poontooth

The wireless synchronization of women’s menstrual cycle.

Since the mother-in-law moved in, the poontooth is in full synch. Now double-psycho-bitch mode is in full effect once a month.

by Warzeboy January 30, 2010

Potatoons

The best youtuber

Person 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear potatoons uploaded a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, what a great youtuber, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR SUFFER DIRE CONSEQUENCES”

by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021

Poontronage

The portmanteau of "poon tang" and "political patronage" when a younger lady services an older politician to get a high-paying government job, such as California Atty. General Kamala Harris servicing California Assembly Speaker Willie Brown for cushy jobs.

"‘Poontronage:’ When Kamala Met Willie" published in American Greatness

Kamala Harris slept her way to the top, depending on the poontronage given to her by Willie Brown

by Lloyd Billingsly May 4, 2022