Poonin'

1) The act of looking for some fine poon.

2) Also see Scissoring.

"Oh, Michelle? Yeah, I think she may be out poonin' again"

by Mike Christensen March 21, 2008

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008

pooning

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"

by georgia phyllis April 4, 2008

pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.

We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.

by JohnnieB January 6, 2006

Poonin

Poonin is very wet, sloppy, down right wicked crazy four wheelin. The best place (some claim the only place) to do or experience poonin is in a little paradise widely known as BT. BT is located in western PA, just east of Pittsburgh. The proper way to engage in poonin is get mildly intoxicated, grab your best girl, your truck and hit the trails. You MUST not hold anything back, this part is extremely important to get full effect. You can go poonin any day of the week, any hour of the day, and even on holidays!

*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system

Round up the crew...we're hittin up the Hotel and goin Poonin!!!

by Half Twisted December 11, 2010

pootion

Dropping some ultimate pooties

I think i need to go home and change my underwear i just smeared my shorts with a pootion

by Scotty LaDouche February 13, 2014