reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner

Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Poonani tsunami

a reunion of poons the likes of which this world is not prepared to handle

get ready for the poonani tsunami of summer 2005 :)

by CK Washington April 25, 2005

poononi

the nicer way of saying cunt

Vicki has the best tasting and nicest looking poononi i've ever gotten my wang on.

by Gary December 5, 2004

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

pookini

A bikini that has been severely stained with poo particles from a girl

you jus got hit in the face with that gross pookini!
i bet that broad has one filthy pookini goin on down there

by aryanpride August 10, 2012

Poonani Tsunami

When a guys sex game is so strong he's causes a bitch to gush on an almost biblical stud-like scale. If your lucky enough, you'll be renowned for giving women that sweet sweet Poonani Tsunami.

Damn man I was going down on a chick last night and all of a sudden she just hit me with the poonani tsunami - thought I was going to drown right there in her bed. She wants the same again tonight though ;)

by its_memo_creations May 2, 2016