hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

phonics

A base word that pertains to sound, communication, and pronunciation.

I hate the background music for the Hooked-On-Phonics commercial.

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005

e-phonics

The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.

Example of e-phonics in action:

Thatcalichick: OMG tht b0y is teh hottness.

Dizzybroad: O Rly? Do you want to sex0r him?

Thatcalichick: Ys Rly. W00T!

by Melba Searcy April 12, 2007

poonched

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".

Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!

by NEXTBLUEZ June 24, 2016

Peonic ass bitch

A lame ass person who acts as a child and is a pussy... can’t handle situations. Resulting in being a little ass bitch.
A word made and defined by Kathleen C.

You’re such a peonic ass bitch for leaving me on read even though you were online.

by KMC.X3 February 11, 2019

Pooniti

A woman, or a woman's vagina. Typically used by Ribby The Party Frog himself.

Her pooniti was plowed more than the Corn Fields of Iowa.

by lawlwa March 19, 2022

Poondick

The after-smell of one's cock after being withdrawn from a particularly rank vagina.

After removing the shaft from her smelly underparts, I came to the grim realization that I had a severe case of poondick.

by LM171 November 24, 2013