Pandemic Podge

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"

Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.

by WildMatt May 6, 2020

Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

popademic

Books or articles written by academics on academic topics such as the new nature of cities or the interconnectedness of the world. These works are intended to be popular, frequently are on best seller lists, and are aimed at a specific type of mass audience, usually one that is educated and works in the professional service sector. Usually, this audience has a large enough disposable income to afford popademic works.

Richard Florida's book, "The Rise of the Creative Class" is a popademic book. So is "Freakanomics."

by blondedragon December 3, 2009

pandemicking

The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.

I had better get to the store before the pandemicking starts

by Levisan March 16, 2020

Pandemic 2

Number one cause of anti-Madagascar sentiment.

Timmy used to think that everyone deserved equal rights, but ever he played Pandemic 2, he developed an unusual hatred of Madagascar.

by RayLi1992 August 25, 2014

Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.

person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!

by froooooooogy March 25, 2020

Pandemic Fine

A state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

"Hey lovely, how's it going?"

"Oh you know, didn't make the redundancy list and cried yet today, so I guess I'm doing pandemic fine"

by beattingthesystem February 2, 2021