pooge

noun.
the semen from any male whose name starts with the letter 'p.'

"Were you with Paul last night?"
"Yeah, he pooged on me."

by splenda December 2, 2004

pooge

1. To expel fecal tissue from ones anus and ones throat.
2. A combination of "poo" and "purge"

"I ate like 30 pieces of KFC last night, and i knew i was gonna pooge so i went to the bathtub and i was poogin' all night."

by Nate Schwartz May 7, 2007

Poog

1. A small reptilian creature with overly large eyes and a stumpy tall. The scales look somewhat quilt like. It is as small as the average bug larvae, and is very unknown. It's lifestyle seems mediocre when you first look at it. It loves, and when anything happens, it dies. After dying they always dissipate. Leading to new life somewhere else.

Hey look! A poog!
Oh man, I cramped like a poog yesterday.
My sock drawer is infested with poogs.

by Paleman, Mother Figure to All May 6, 2010

Pooge

A noun derived from the word spooge, can be used to refere to for someone who get's his knob polished too much

Damn the guy is a pooge

by The name April 1, 2004

Poog

A Master of the "Upper Decker." (As in Guru or Professor.)

"Don't invite him to your house party, he's a real Poog."
"It's like that guy has a black-belt in upper-decking, he's a real Poog."

"Careful who you prank, you may be facing a Poog."

by ActiveEntertainment May 19, 2014

Pooge

Someone with 99.9% good taste in men.
Sometimes visits Colorado (only once in a blue moon)
Enjoys cream puffs and mac 'n' cheese.

That girl reminds me of a pooge. :)

by Lizzerr slitherr January 17, 2009

poog

a really good shit

Yo, I just took a poog

by Gunry August 27, 2022