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Poneylemon

Term used when reffering to something beautiful, cute or hot AND underage.
Guy #1: Hey man did you see that chick over there? Guy #2: Are you mad? She looks like a 15 year old Tokio Hotel groupie. Guy #1: Yeah... What a Poneylemon...
by maden0 March 29, 2009
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Poney hawk

Poney-Hawk is derived from a mo-hawk with more of a wideset cut. Different from a Fauxhawk, it is wider with long hair in the middle tapered to the outside.

Poney hawks are easier to maintain when not worn in the mo-hawk fashion, the hair lays down so as not to have the appearance of a mo-hawk yet not quite as douchie as a fauxhawk.
Dude you don't have a mohawk, you have a poney hawk!
by Dakrazy August 20, 2009
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pontenella

Having intercourse, as a squirel would, with a baby's soft spot
A PONTENELLA baby-head fucker
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Ponkey

Ponkey(Pawn-key)/ alt. ponkay(pawn-kay)

Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.

Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies

Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth
Seth: MUAHAHAHA
Shafayet: Oh M Gee. Did you lose you're ponkey again?
by Ponkey March 14, 2008
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ponte vedra beach florida

A piece of shit rich town.
Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.
by kentobean August 13, 2008
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pootey-poo

n. bad things...like sex. Doing anything naughty with your bf/gf.
Yo Brandon, no pootey-poo until you make me some f*cking pancakes.
by Tabbi September 17, 2005
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Goldy_pontential

An idiot that cannot spell or use proper grammar
(on the computer)
Person 1: Our you gae
Person 2: BRO you have Goldy_pontential spelling like sheesh
by 1wolvesgaming October 15, 2021
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