by RyanVandelinder May 24, 2018
by E^2 April 15, 2004
by 100sreven7 October 24, 2015
(1) One who ponders puddles
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
by jubezz October 30, 2010
by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021
by Ben_236 July 27, 2004
Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
by lTronHubbard July 29, 2008