by RyanVandelinder June 9, 2018

by E^2 April 14, 2004

by 100sreven7 December 19, 2015

(1) One who ponders puddles
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
by jubezz October 30, 2010

by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
