pon

Forget that

"You can walk to school instead of me driving you"
"Pon that, I'll take the bus"

by 3da aka Dejavu June 04, 2004

PON

To stuff up. Or a person who makes constant mistakes is called a pon

Did you break that? You are a PON.

by hirdy September 24, 2005

PON

a streamer known more commonly as "xSplaf"

yoo PON wsg

by br0b May 14, 2023

pon

To get worked
eg. falling down or getting hit

What happened to you?
I got poned!

by Arash Farhang May 27, 2005

wap pon

a wap and a tampon

“elle made the word wap pon up”
“ugh so iconic”

by elleyuh March 28, 2021

lele pons

Basically someone who lied about having disabilities and got on trending every time. aka a horrible person

man, lele pons is an ass hole

by schrammalama July 31, 2020

Man-Pon

Man-pon: a tightly wound paper towel or toilet paper approximately 6 inches in length that is placed between the ass cheeks to prevent... leakage. Developed in the mid-90's in response to the use of "O-lean" vegetable oil substitute which caused anal leakage in many subjects. When "O-lean" was no longer found in food products, the Man-Pon was nearly eradicated from the shelves until recently with the emergence of "Alli" a supplement that is taken for weightloss which causes a person to bypass all fats through their GI tract, resulting in a drippy anus.

I have diarrhea and allergies... I should put in a Man-Pon to prevent any accidents from sneezing.

by NotMackISwear July 11, 2008