Polidicks

People who post nothing but shit about Trump, Hillary and politics all over social media and the internet even when the election is over and we think we dont have to hear about it any more.

Hey bro. I got this new trump definition published on urban dictionary.

I dont care im not one of those polidicks

by TBenH January 13, 2017

Polidicks

The act of using sex to gain political power.

"I am a master of polidicks it's how i managed to become president of the company."

by asfdsfggfghbdshfgds December 20, 2017

poldora

An aimer who loves memes and anime.

Poldora is playing Kovaak's Aim Trainer.

by joinsparkyaimdiscord February 4, 2020

politoon

Short word for 'political cartoon'.

SoSorry is an indian politoon.

by z7z7 December 26, 2020

Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.

I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.

by firerescue127 August 29, 2010

Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 24, 2011

toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015