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Pollenate

A sexual act where the female is giving a blowjob. When the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and ejaculates up her nose causing her to sneeze.

This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.
Yo, winter is finally over, time to pollenate some sluts.
by Daddys Long Cock May 27, 2016
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Poodence

adjective or noun
Someone who is basically full of shit. They in short, believe they are god's gift to the earth and will not stop until the entire world knows that they are the best at everything, even though they have no evidence to support these claims.
noun
alex: Did I ever tell you that I do advanced science, that's right ADVANCED.

lara: hey Lyssa, whats this guy's deal?

lyssa: I dunno, sounds a lot like Poodence though.

adjective
alex: I am the best at cricket and rugby and life.

olman: mate seriously? could you be anymore poodence
by E_hottie4life July 10, 2011
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Polenvious

Adj:
Polite envy. To describe one's happiness for a person's good fortune.
A friend exclaims that they have won a trip around the world, you respond "I am so polenvious!"
by Skier Girl September 2, 2012
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Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016
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Polendris

He is the master genius and he will take over the world! Watch out kids he will be coming soon...
Polendris will murder us all!
by Polendris September 10, 2015
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Pollen

Pollen is the equivalent of cum in the plant world.
by Macaroni No Good Chicken July 20, 2016
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Poodenda

Noun.

See. Va-Jay-Jay, Pussy.

Fuction(s): Spitting out babies, Taking in sperm.
"Next on my agenda, checking your poodenda" - Steven Lynch in 'Gynecologist'
by Adrian-Dean Marlin January 3, 2008
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