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They are always late, they are fat, they eat porgies all day. They're also retards and they don't know how to spell.
Nick is Polish and he got an F on his Spelling test and he also couldn't miss the porgy eating contest. He'll probably win.
Polish by POLE HATER October 1, 2007
People from the Country of Poland.
Often seen in more wealthy countries especially European since Poland joined the European Union.
Polish people generally move to wealthier countries in search of better pay and lifestyle but often are ignorant of the fact that people native to that country find it hard enough to get a job without them taking them all just because they are willing to work for less money or in poorer conditions.
Some Polish people do not work at all, only claim benefits from the state and sit in their houses which are given to them on entry to an EU country. They often are ignorant of fashion and wear brightly coloured track-suites and rubber hats. Polish people are well known in most shopping centres and are almost always on police record for stealing or attacking people.
Hey man have you got a job at the sweatshop yet?

No those fucking Polish people are taking them all, and I got my car stolen by a Polish man in brightly coloured swimming shorts
polish by Ratinmykitchen May 13, 2006
A type of wierd creature not of the human race. May have herpes and try to steal your potatos.
unable to jump over any kind of fence.
commonly has a brother named "PFT"(polish fag two).
Also carriers a sort of Tucan Sam nose. >=P

OH Yeah he's a fag too!
Person:" hey POLISH! get away from my
Potatos!"

Polish:"HISS!"

Person: "Shoo! Shoo!"
Polish by Godly Chaz April 3, 2009
What you call a woman that you want to suck and polish your cock.
Polish by Frank Palace January 8, 2012
When a female has no bodily curves, lending the term "Polish" as her body has similar proportions to a pole.
Vinny: DAMMMNNN, that bitch straight Polish dawg.
Greg: Yeah man, she ain't lookin right.
Vinny: Word son, she's lookin like a mad grenade right now.
Evan: What the fuck man, does she eat food...?
Polish by McTweezy September 2, 2010
poorest country in europe, their meal is sausage big as 30 year male athlete arm, drunkiest people on earth, polish people are hard labours in heavy industry for low wages and maximum hours in west europe especialy Norway, they have really some nice people. my town Oslo has very large polish, almost all rich americans are Polish Jews, but all almost all poor in Oslo are non jew polish, i havnt seen jew polish yet. is a jew polish? maybe
polish surename readin is extreme as it has many zszki, for unknown reasons all have either czszs or wzcsziski. erics surename is mzszirtski,damn its hard.
polish by adenman October 3, 2008
The most spineless pricks in Europe; probably even far worse than the French. Often take credit and pride in things they've never even done or accomplished. All of their winnings and earnings were done for them or stolen by other people/cultures (Britain, United States, France, Germany, Prussia), just like their crooked friends, the Hungarians. (Remember Hungarians: the people who SIDED with Nazi Germany, now HATE Germany, and are now FRIENDS with Poland, and hate Serbs and are credited for defeating the Ottoman's from Europe; when most of that was actually a Serbo-Croatian accomplishment.)
the Polish people are just there to look pretty and to keep Russia at bay. ((tools) Stay away from these low quality bottom-feeding people.
Polish by Forseer of Society December 21, 2018