pokey

anything used to stir the weed in a bowl or bong

Hand me the pokey, this bowl needs stirred.

by smoke weed everyday August 07, 2003

Pokey

A good looking guy who spoons himself up against his naked girlfriend in bed and repeatedly pokes her in the butt all night long to the point that she dreams about it.

I dreamt I was getting poked in butt all night.

That's because your boyfriend is a total Pokey.

by Rainandflames December 29, 2011

Pokey

to make something up, often erroneously

Linda likes to pokey her own vocabulary as often as possible.

by Johnny Shen June 16, 2004

pokey

Relating to Pokey the Penguin, as in wildly random.
Noun: Randomness.

"Wow, THAT was some real pokey there for you.."

by Marty Polisbonar March 31, 2003

pokey

can be used to deacribe someone who has recently encountered being poked (otherwise known as fingering)

hayley is such a pokey the dirty girl she is always getting poked

by nagem and tegdirb April 16, 2006

Pokey

A homosexual who enjoys "poking" other homosexuals butt holes.

"Eduardo went home with Cory after the party again"
"I bet he was feeling a bit pokey

by B Ri4president January 26, 2011

pokey

Male on male prison rape; prison sodomy

Boy, git ova hea and bend ova, and ah'll show you why de call it, da pokey!

by Anonymous July 07, 2003