postystears

-a very tasteful straight male who is know for spilling

Postystears is the best stan account on Twitter

by tonyyy October 22, 2020

Popstyle Parasite

The newest insult on the block

The fundmental definition of this insult is you basically being a pop style parasite when you warn someone about something wrong you did and repeatedly keep doing it

Person 1 (the suspect): "Hey!!! Please iam here for HU and i dont know who are and idk really...u so shut up and stop dont bother me, if want let go banned me pop style parasite....u said that u "put my ass on jail before "oh nice word go make it again.....go to the school first and learn try with ppl....get off the cloud."
Person 2(the moderator): "Popstyle parasite??!! whats that?"

by BestAtInglish03 March 5, 2021

Posty

An erection, woody, boner, stiffy, hard on, etc...

I got a posty when she took off her shirt.

by Wolfeh March 21, 2004

zesty pesty

A Zesty pesty is when you eat a bug that didn't taste bad.

ben: YEAH and i totally banged her *cough*
Nick: What?
Ben: i just got a zesty pesty.
Nick: OH gross. Have some coke.

by Murmadamus June 6, 2010

Posty

Posty is a kind person and is a part of a team called the blue gang

Posty is a kind hearted person

by Super Coopz June 24, 2019

Johann Presty

This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.

Johann Presty is Really Stupid

by Jaynotgod July 27, 2020

poesy

(poetry and hypocrisy) utilizing poetry for morally objectionable means. quoting lines from love poems to coax a reluctant partner into bed.

person A: "Fool, you can't imagine how helpful this poesy stuff is"
person B: "Yeah, how'd you do it this time?"
person A: "I just quoted 'Wondrous Moment' by Pushkin and we were doing the no pants dance in no time!"

by mars0l July 6, 2009